Relationship Statuses Facebook Should Institute

Image representing Facebook as depicted in Cru...Sidekick with…

Partner in crime with…

Sexual tension with…

In a re-hate-tionship with…

Stalking…

Killing time with…

Hibernating with..

Exchanging suggestive drunk texts with…

Conjoined twins with…

Lazily flirting with…

Being Stalked by..

In a pretend relationship to make other people jealous with…

Co-parenting with…

In a folk music duo with…

Sleeping with…

Spending my weekends watching Netflix with…

Hoping to sow some wild oats before finally ending up with…

Writing love poems about…

Looking for a third to get kinky with…

Arch-nemeses with…

Acting single but still technically married to…

Playing house with…

Going to a formal event with…

Being a horrible parent with…

Being a great parent with…

Growing old with…

Experimenting with my sexuality with…

Sexting with…

Fuck buddies with…

Cheating on… with…

In a poking war with…

Enjoys pillow talk with…

Vacationing with…

Can you come up with any ones I missed out? Leave them in the comments below!

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