My Autobiography

I became human about twenty-two years ago on October 8. Formerly a fetus. Prior to that, an embryo. And before that, a sperm.

In my previous life, I was a bear.

In my next life, I plan on being a dolphin.

Aside from the fact that I can’t breathe under water, being human isn’t too shabby.

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