22 Things You Should Know About Me Before Dating Me:

  1. I am such a dork, my interests are dorky and I don’t try to hide it.
  2. My weird interests include: photographing bridges, hanging out at farmers markets and going antiquing. I am an old lady at heart. I will want to share these interests with you but understand that you probably won’t enjoy it.
  3. “Relationships dont always make sense. Especia...Technology excites me to no end. A new piece of hardware or software, and you’ve lost me for a few hours.
  4. I don’t connect well with people around me. I have trouble forming relationships with ordinary people, but if I think you’re worth it, then I will put in the effort and pray that you like me back.
  5. I don’t like being touched because I’m self-conscious, but if you can get me past that, then I will love your touch.
  6. I like even numbers because when there is an odd number I fear that I will be the one left out.
  7. Brunch is my favorite meal, I would LOVE to get brunch with you.
  8. I get overwhelmed easily, sometimes by simple tasks like buying a birthday present or taking my car into the shop.
  9. I read a lot, and I’m going to want to share every article I read.
  10. When something’s bothering me, I try to hold it in and just ‘deal’ for a while.
  11. I can be very immature, I don’t try to hide it.
  12. I think I am smarter than I am, sometimes it comes off as arrogance, that is not my intent. I just want you to think highly of me.
  13. I wake up early, if you’re next to me, I am going to want to wake you too.
  14. I don’t offend easily, therefore sometimes I say offensive things and wonder why you’re offended.
  15. I think I am hysterical, in reality I am not funny at all.
  16. If you do something that I think is cute or funny, I will ask you to do it again, in that instant.
  17. I like weird, being normal isn’t any fun.
  18. I sing in the shower, and not just popular songs on the radio, usually they are songs that I make up.
  19. I have a lot to say; once you get me to open up, I WILL NOT SHUT UP.
  20. I really hate lemons, please do not come anywhere near my beverage with lemons. I mean it. If I am given an unwanted lemon in my beverage in a restaurant, I will throw it on the floor, even though I know it is highly inappropriate.
  21. My favorite word is hater, my favorite phrase is ‘haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna potate.’ I will keep trying to make this happen like Gretchen Weiners tried to make ‘fetch’ happen.
  22. I love sushi, I could eat it seven days a week. However I only like one type of sushi, I’m not much for variety.

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